It was a fine summer day, although it was a tad bit cold for summer. In fact, it was snowing. Is it actually winter? Of course not. It's just Russia... Or Canada... Or some where that was extremely cold that no one really cared about... The snow heavily coated the ground, trapping people in their homes for the evening. Surely in this day in age, being trapped inside with multiple people would mean only one thing - folks sharing bodily fluids along with their naked bodies with other folks. Unless they were related, then at most they gave each other hand jobs.
In one quaint home was a pair named XIX and Shi. The two were not related, but were rumored to be conjoined for some odd reason. Some speculate that it's because they ran some sort of internet empire that would soon take over the world. Others assumed they were just hobos who pulled enough change together to afford a small home. See, this is why we can't have nice things. The pair did nothing throughout their icy incarceration, seeing how they were busy dealing with a hang over from last night's Christmas Party. On the 7th of April. Totally.
In another home was an unusually peaceful communist. He was called "Commrade" had a fetish for shooping pictures of his lover. Speaking of his lover, Tosi, was prancing around in a blue dress with crystal-like wings upon his back. The two posed in various ways, holding a frosted-bottle of yellow liquid.
"I love you." Commrade said with a sexy Russian accent, as if there were any other kind.
"I hate you." said Tosi in a similar accent.
This went on for a good thirty minutes until both of them just gave up. The perfume commercial role play wasn't making either of them feel elated. Instead they decided to watch the most erotic thing they could think about to get their wangs harder than a prosthetic leg. This thing happened to be a video on youtube of David Hasselhoff and Rick Astley singing Caramelldansen. Within the first ten seconds, they were both ready to do their own type of dance.
The Communist, Commrade, spun Tosi around and pushed his fleshy sword into Tosi's hungering anus. As you know, he's well hung. He made Tosi laugh, wiggle and squirt. With just one push, Tosi said "Ooh that hurts!"
However, Commrade was quick in all that he did. As such, he had released the flood gates and made Tosi's anal cavity overflow with penis-nectar. As soon as Commrade pulled out, something strange emerged from Tosi's love hole:
Commrade had a little fright and Tosi got scared, and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.
Rakiro wrote on Fri, 01 May 2009 19:23
I turn into Uboa in dark places.
Then there is only one thing for us to do. You must procure a dildo somehow, then come to my estate. Afterwards, I will lead you to my room and proceed to turn off the lights. Then you shall transform... However, Uboa lacks a torso. This is where you use your gaping mouth or eye holes to hold the dildo and go at it. And by go at it, I mean pleasure any male of my choosing whilst I watch with my night vision goggles on.
This plan is already verified. There is no backing out. As a matter of fact, you're already here. Doing that thing. And now it's in the past. You already did it. It was awesome. I hope you come by to do it again.
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I found some spam about Air conditioners a while back, Lunboks removed the Complete RAGE post I made as a response to it when he removed the spammer post. It was quite a surprise, I worked hard in pouring my anger into that text.
It was a fine summer day, although it was a tad bit cold for summer. In fact, it was snowing. Is it actually winter? Of course not. It's just Russia... Or Canada... Or some where that was extremely cold that no one really cared about... The snow heavily coated the ground, trapping people in their homes for the evening. Surely in this day in age, being trapped inside with multiple people would mean only one thing - folks sharing bodily fluids along with their naked bodies with other folks. Unless they were related, then at most they gave each other hand jobs.
In one quaint home was a pair named XIX and Shi. The two were not related, but were rumored to be conjoined for some odd reason. Some speculate that it's because they ran some sort of internet empire that would soon take over the world. Others assumed they were just hobos who pulled enough change together to afford a small home. See, this is why we can't have nice things. The pair did nothing throughout their icy incarceration, seeing how they were busy dealing with a hang over from last night's Christmas Party. On the 7th of April. Totally.
In another home was an unusually peaceful communist. He was called "Commrade" had a fetish for shooping pictures of his lover. Speaking of his lover, Tosi, was prancing around in a blue dress with crystal-like wings upon his back. The two posed in various ways, holding a frosted-bottle of yellow liquid.
"I love you." Commrade said with a sexy Russian accent, as if there were any other kind.
"I hate you." said Tosi in a similar accent.
This went on for a good thirty minutes until both of them just gave up. The perfume commercial role play wasn't making either of them feel elated. Instead they decided to watch the most erotic thing they could think about to get their wangs harder than a prosthetic leg. This thing happened to be a video on youtube of David Hasselhoff and Rick Astley singing Caramelldansen. Within the first ten seconds, they were both ready to do their own type of dance.
The Communist, Commrade, spun Tosi around and pushed his fleshy sword into Tosi's hungering anus. As you know, he's well hung. He made Tosi laugh, wiggle and squirt. With just one push, Tosi said "Ooh that hurts!"
However, Commrade was quick in all that he did. As such, he had released the flood gates and made Tosi's anal cavity overflow with penis-nectar. As soon as Commrade pulled out, something strange emerged from Tosi's love hole:
Commrade had a little fright and Tosi got scared, and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.
How did I end up in Tosi's ass?
You're the orgasm-inducing being known as Uboa? I disbelieve.
It is my turn to step up to the plate.
I turn into Uboa in dark places.
Then there is only one thing for us to do. You must procure a dildo somehow, then come to my estate. Afterwards, I will lead you to my room and proceed to turn off the lights. Then you shall transform... However, Uboa lacks a torso. This is where you use your gaping mouth or eye holes to hold the dildo and go at it. And by go at it, I mean pleasure any male of my choosing whilst I watch with my night vision goggles on.
This plan is already verified. There is no backing out. As a matter of fact, you're already here. Doing that thing. And now it's in the past. You already did it. It was awesome. I hope you come by to do it again.
I lol'd.
Before or after looking up the big words? >:D
hottiecutegirl wrote on Fri, 08 May 2009 00:53
I lol'd.
Before or after looking up the big words? >:D
I think he needs to look up the small words, too.
I'm somewhat offended, and yet highly aroused
By offended you mean "even more aroused while being highly aroused," right?
those r my shoes betch...also in soviet russia, anus rapes you!!!
that's the stupidest "joke" I have ever heard'
stop grave digging
are you stupid or something, what is wrong with you
oh wait you're just a 12 year old weeaboo
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First real spam on the forum EVER
http://scottystarnes.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/obama-crying.jpg
there were others but they were quickly deployed to other part of the internets.